Young man: That cop had it in for me, man. But I told him I would kick his *** if he ever turned his back on me, so he better watch himself.
Friend: What’d he do then?
Young man: He arrested me! Dang! I sure never saw that coming!
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Older Lady: Driver, does this bus go by the technical college?
Driver: Yes ma’am, it does.
Older Lady: Oh, never mind then. I want the other bus.
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Teenage boy: It really sucks when you have to depend on the bus to take you everywhere. Last week there was this concert that I would have gone to, but it got out after the bus stopped running, so I couldn’t go.
Teenage girl: That’s too bad. I would have liked to go with you.
Teenage boy: Yeah, I would’ve taken you, too, if the bus ran late. Also, if I’d had money for a ticket.
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